| Michelle Wie may be the most gifted athlete ever. If | | | | coach. Instead of missing every clutch 5 footer down |
| she ever learns how to play golf from 100 yards in | | | | the major stretches, Phil Mickelson, who has the |
| you can look for her in the final pairing at the Masters | | | | dashing great looks of a modern Bobby Jones, has |
| going head to head with Tiger Woods and Phil | | | | won the last two majors and made men's golf ultra |
| Mickelson. Otherwise she will end up like another | | | | exciting. Tiger now has someone to run against. |
| Anna Kournikova. | | | | Dave Pelz is not your ordinary golf pro who started |
| Ladies golf has just spent 100 years living in the | | | | out as a caddie and worked his way up to the pro |
| shadows of men's golf. This is because until now the | | | | shop by watching the great players and absorbing |
| men were just so superior to the ladies. In addition, | | | | the great tips. Dave Pelz is a rocket scientist who |
| the ladies tour stars looked like a bunch of | | | | has written the short game Bible and the putting |
| malformed disfigured obese hunchbacks of Notre | | | | Bible. According to Dave Pelz the greatest player |
| Dame. Today the abundance of women who have | | | | ever from inside 100 yards was Tom Kite. Tom had |
| less than no personality and can only speak Korean | | | | to be because he couldn't hit the ball off the tee |
| threatens the ladies tour. Fortunately out of nowhere | | | | where Michelle Wie hits her 8 iron. |
| a pack of young bathing beauty American stars has | | | | Michelle Wie is 16 years old. She needs to walk away |
| emerged with dynamite personalities, like Michelle Wie | | | | from golf right now for 1 year and spend every |
| who could blow away any runway model with legs | | | | waking moment learning how to hit wedges, chip |
| that Jacob could use as his ladder to the sky, Natalie | | | | shots and how to putt from Dave Pelz. Then she |
| Gulbis who could give Barbie a run for her money, | | | | needs to hire a permanent caddy who is an expert |
| Paula Creamer (nice name), and Morgan Pressel, the | | | | at reading greens, who can say "Michelle, 18" outside |
| cutest thing since Ashley Kate and Marie Olsen. | | | | right", because Michelle Wie has absolutely no idea |
| Michelle Wie is already bringing Tiger like attention to | | | | how to read greens. According to her she is hitting |
| the ladies tour and she's never won a tournament. | | | | every putt exactly where she is aiming it. If Michelle |
| Today at the McDonalds LPGA she brought out | | | | Wie does this, at the end of this one year period, |
| 30,000 fans to watch her once again finish just back. | | | | Michelle Wie will win every ladies major for the next |
| Her wardrobe consultant should get an A+ for what | | | | 20 years by 10 shots, and begin the greatest athletic |
| she was wearing. Her coach David Leadbetter who | | | | accomplishment ever, winning the men's Grand Slam. |
| coached Nick Faldo should get A+ for what he has | | | | If you thought that Annika at the Bank of America |
| done with Michelle from the tee to 100 yards from | | | | Colonial was exciting, wait until Michelle comes down |
| the green. The crowd came out to watch Michelle hit | | | | 18 at the PGA neck and neck with Tiger and Phil and |
| absolute rockets 340 yards right down the heart only | | | | pulls away to win the Men's Grand Slam. That will be |
| to spray 100 wedges from the middle of the fairway | | | | the defining moment in athletic history. Michelle Wie |
| into the rough for bogey and miss 12 inch putts. She | | | | has all of the potential to accomplish this, and now |
| threw away so many shots out there that it was as | | | | she needs to move in with Dave Pelz for one year, |
| frustrating to watch for Michelle lovers, myself | | | | and eat, drink and breathe from the guru's |
| included, as having the perfect guy with the perfect | | | | unsurpassed knowledge of the short game. It's all up |
| body and 12 inches and the stamina of a gerbil. | | | | to Michelle Wie now. Realize your unheard of golfing |
| Phil Mickelson was always widely regarded as a short | | | | potential or become a continued source of frustration |
| game genius. He worked like a dog with his coach | | | | to yourself and your fans worldwide forever. It's all |
| Rick Smith but could never win a major. Finally he | | | | up to you now Michelle. Just do it. |
| decided to bring in Dave Pelz as his short game | | | | |