Franchise Buyers from Hell

I ran a franchise company for many years, a carson would like. Also she would need to talk to the
wash franchise, and we use to get the mosttransferring franchisee as to price and other
ridiculous franchise buyers who thought they wantedconsideration. I should not send a UFOC until I know
a franchise. It seems we had to deal with thesethe franchisee is interested in selling, because
Kookoo birds because they have consumer rightsotherwise I am offering to sell a franchise in an
and the Federal Trade Commission, which looks overexclusive territory, which has already been sold. In
franchising goes out of their way to let thesethis type of situation this proposed rule really has a
consumers get away with these tall tales.problem.
We had a potential franchise buyer wish to buy aRecently I had a potential buyer fill out our
franchise in Peachtree, GA. He filled out our form andquestionnaire and where it asks "How will you pay
said he would seek a small business loan and wefor this franchise they listed "Family members and
discussed what it would take to put in a fixed sitepersonal savings." When talking with them on the
carwash. He would not reveal how much money hephone he confessed to me that his brother was rich
had available. He said he had excellent credit and hadand that he could secure all the money necessary to
just purchased a new house. We instructed him tobuy two areas (franchises) and multiple units. Great,
look into a business loan and if he could come upthen we are interested since the person appeared on
with the required capitalization we would proceed.the application to be a great person, which in our
Turns out the guy asked for a 1.6 million dollar loanfranchise is a criteria. This unfortunately is getting
and found out he needed 20% down, called us backharder and harder to find the average person you
and said he just did not have that level of funding. Hemeet. I asked the potential buyer if his brother was
of course needed $320,000. As it turns out aftergoing to have an ownership of the company. He said
several hours of discussion that he did not evenno, it would just be a loan. We then proceeded,
qualify to buy our mobile franchise unit and could notdisclosed the individual only to find out his brother
come up with $6,000 in real money. He worked forwas not liquid and could possibly only lend $15,000 by
Motorola at the time. He probably has been laid offusing credit card checks as cash and wanted a 40%
with the last wave of 20,000 people. The bigshare of the company. Okay we can do a smaller
problem here is how he dodged the question andsingle unit franchise we thought, since the rest he
never revealed he had no money, which would meancould get in a loan through our vendor from GMAC or
he did not qualify. He knew exactly what it wouldGE Capital for the equipment. Of course the brother
cost before he filled out any forms or evenwould now need to qualify too, and together they
contacted us. He lied or assumed he could easily getwould be able to make the deal and start their new
financing for a small business. He assumed also sincebusiness. The brother would not sign the application
he was black, which he later revealed that the SBAform and we could not verify his information, so we
could give him a grant. Now that would be cool, Iwithdrew the offer, but the potential buyer said you
wonder how many franchises we could put in if thatcannot withdraw the offer you said; "I can buy your
were the case? Of course he did not alert us to thefranchise and you sent me the offer to sell me a
fact that he was going to try to go out and get thefranchise and the agreement and I sent you back a
money for free. If that were the case we would alsoreceipt of receiving this offer and I am going to buy
not have been interested because he could simplythis franchise," His rational was that we had offered
walk away from the franchise later at any timeto sell him a franchise and on his application he said
without losing any money and we would have burnedhe could get money from family members and he still
territory and lost brand name reputation in the highhad five more siblings and he would not give up until
end neighborhood of Peach Tree, GA. If we disclosedhe got the money.
this individual after the few phone calls we had withI wonder how many UFOCs I will send out to all
him, he would have received in fact an offer to buythese siblings, if your rule is adopted, who decide to
our franchise from us. Yet once the facts werecall up or ask a question about the business, knowing
known we would never offer him a franchise. Hethey will not buy into the franchise but act just to
couldn't have bought a franchise anyway. With lessappease their brother. And it occurred to me when
than $6,000.00 in cash he is not even in the ballpark.discussing this issue with some team members, well
We recently had a nice lady out of Brentwood, TN fillhe may have a hundred relatives and almost
out our online form of interest in our franchise. Wheneveryone has parents and some of us still have
I called her back to discuss this, she said "What is thegrandparents hanging around watching us on the
name of your company again, I went to so manysidelines as we go through life. This buyer is really
web sites?" Well, this is interesting. She went to howserious and determined and he said he would never
many web sites and filled out how many formsgive up, but if I have to send a UFOC to every single
generating time and work for every franchisor shefriend or relative who promises to look into it, I as a
went to. I almost hung up since she was obviously afranchisor am not interested in selling him a franchise.
looky lou, but I did not wish to be rude. After talkingMeanwhile how many times will I revise my franchise
for a while it became very apparent that thisthe UFOC until he finally finds the money under a
individual was in the Image Consulting Business androck in the back yard? He said "God will help me find
wanted to sell us some type of services. Aftera way." Oh Great! And maybe he will, but who is
listening to her for quite a while about all her greatgoing to pay me for the 50+ UFOCs I have to send
credentials about her Image Business, I realized thisout every time he finds someone with a pulse who is
lady was not interested in a franchise at all. She ofwilling to send me an email?
course had a cover story for her inquiry. It went likeAnd as the business relationship studies and articles
this; "My son is working for someone else and myshow in HBR (Harvard Business Review), Fast
husband is a Podiatrist and I have PhD in ImageCompany, Fortune Small Business, Darwin,
Psychology, and we want to set up our son in hisEntrepreneur, Business 2.0, E-Business, Small Business
own business. He does not have a college degree. IComputing, MIT's Technology Review, Red Herring
do not think this type of business is the type I wouldand CIO it is important for proper CRM (Customer
want him to do." The story seemed questionableResponse Management) to reply to emails with in 24
since I was talking to her instead of her son. She didhours. With this proposed rule simple business
not know what her son would want in a franchiseetiquette and norms would require disclosure to
and wanted to continue to rule his life. Obviously aanyone who asked a question that we answered by
story to get me or someone who works for me toany form; email, fax or direct mail? Whether or not
listen to her sales pitch. She had clearlywe were simply trying to nicely answer a question or
misrepresented herself in her telemarketing sales ploy.thought there was potential with that individual.
Does this person deserve a UFOC of 155 pages andForcing franchisor's to be careful in discussions,
the $3.50 to express mail it?tentative in information discussed and hostile to
On to finish this story; We already have a franchiseesimple questions asked by consumers if pressed. And
in Brentwood TN, who last year indicated he may bethe consumers will press, because they want
willing to sell part of his franchise. I told the lady sheanswers to their questions, they are impatient and
should call the franchisee and deal directly with him indemand a direct answer and not the run around. If a
a transfer, but that she would have to have herself,franchisor answers, he has to send this phone caller,
if she would be a 5% or more owner, and her son fille-mailer an entire UFOC? Hmmm? Are we sure we
out our application form before we could allow ashould stay in the franchising industry and give all of
transfer. I gave her the name of the franchisee inour information to anyone while working hard to stay
Brentwood TN, the phone numbers and indicatedwithin all the current regulations and still provide the
that she and her son should contact him and ask toAmerican Dream to everyone else?
ride on the truck for a day to see if it was what her